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Bartimaeus - May 20, 2011 5:50am, #218796


Guitar always leads to heroine. And heroine sometimes leads to judging American Idol. 5



Bartimaeus - May 20, 2011 5:46am, #218795


I always knew Ronal would go out like Pac...in a crowded place with no witnesses.



Bartimaeus - May 20, 2011 5:41am, #218794


Dear God...How could I have made such a horrible mistake. I apologize for all the lives I've ruined and especially to you, good sir...though you didn't have one to begin with.



Bartimaeus - May 9, 2011 7:04pm, #218342


Well...they DID get captured. And the guy was a bigger ***k than Gary Oak.



Bartimaeus - May 9, 2011 6:27pm, #218338


@Rerun: Nothing about Good Times? lol



Bartimaeus - May 9, 2011 6:06pm, #218334


Osama! "Osama who?" Osama Bin...*BANG*BANG*BANG*



Bartimaeus - May 9, 2011 6:03pm, #218333


Thanks, Airman. Nice to be back. Here's an irony for you though. I've been gone for months and came back to find that I STILL average three forum posts a day. 5/5



Bartimaeus - May 7, 2011 1:30pm, #218239


There's a worse explitive he could have used. How would it take to clean THAT up? lol 5



Bartimaeus - May 7, 2011 1:15pm, #218238


So a condom is like anti-virus software? 5/5



Bartimaeus - May 7, 2011 12:47pm, #218236


I've been having the worst time quitting. Even my dog thinks I'm a douche at this point.



Bartimaeus - May 6, 2011 10:02pm, #218207


Speaking of imagination, is there a more eloquent way to say "fap fap fap?"



Bartimaeus - May 6, 2011 9:59pm, #218206


I'm surprised they didn't hit pean*ts



Bartimaeus - May 6, 2011 9:53pm, #218205


Then the race is on! 5/5



Bartimaeus - Sep 7, 2010 1:20am, #192650


I thought the second "new" was part of the joke, suggesting she had multiple beaus. Still a 5/5



Bartimaeus - Sep 1, 2010 1:48am, #191821


Is that an effing blow-up doll or just a country music star? 5/5



Bartimaeus - Sep 1, 2010 1:42am, #191819


This is quite honestly one of the truest posters I've ever read. Also, I intend to set fire to each and every one of your homes and bang your respective wives/girlfriends/mothers....lol.



Bartimaeus - Aug 30, 2010 4:53am, #191532


It seems like a well constructed joke. The ironic dialogue sets up the surprising/humorous turn of events, and the song lyrics change the tone in a way that is pretty funny. I would say this is a solid 4L, but I gave it a five.



Bartimaeus - Aug 30, 2010 1:29am, #191508


Here's the remake.



Bartimaeus - Aug 30, 2010 1:29am, #191507


Thanks. Today's a**ignment was to remake either your first or worst poster. I chose to do my first because...I didn't want to go anywhere near my worst, not even to poke it with a stick.



Bartimaeus - Aug 30, 2010 1:02am, #191504


I'm not sure why, but I really like this one. I hear the song in my head when I read it. 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 30, 2010 12:38am, #191501


And, like a pheonix, it has been reborn...remade, in the form of a much better poster. But this will always be my very first motifake.



Bartimaeus - Aug 30, 2010 12:32am, #191500


Thanks, guys. This poster is actually a remake of the first motifake I ever made. Ah, memories...



Bartimaeus - Aug 26, 2010 5:46pm, #190868


Justin Bieber can no longer post on this site. jk



Bartimaeus - Aug 24, 2010 9:05pm, #190694


Why is the blind b**** driving! She missed the school by the three blocks, and a dozen children on the way.(Those are fifty points each)



Bartimaeus - Aug 24, 2010 9:04pm, #190693


thought*, not "this." Can't type today.



Bartimaeus - Aug 24, 2010 9:03pm, #190692


I for one, this those were well researched and thought-out suggestions. 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 22, 2010 11:49pm, #190441


TLDR> I agree.



Bartimaeus - Aug 22, 2010 1:44am, #190351


Of course. This was a discussion, not an argument.



Bartimaeus - Aug 19, 2010 4:09am, #189961


Is this from Leviticus? 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 19, 2010 4:05am, #189960


But I figured out so many curse words. T-T



Bartimaeus - Aug 19, 2010 4:03am, #189959


their real world situation. In other words, they focus to much on what life should be instead of what it could be. Of course, I could just be grasping at straws.



Bartimaeus - Aug 19, 2010 3:59am, #189957


I see where you guys are coming from, and perhaps the problem here lies in the wording. Terms like "really" and "realize" make it seem like he's comparing real life to anime and saying real life comes up short. Real women < Anime women. But I think the



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 1:26pm, #189898


A$stounding stuff.



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 1:23pm, #189897


Agreed.



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 1:22pm, #189896


B00BIES! (.)(.)



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 1:05pm, #189891


Truer words were never put in poster form. 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 1:03pm, #189890


Right, we should be taking advice from a guy named "fasteddie." jk But Sotamayor is a fine piece...



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 12:58pm, #189889


Agreed. But, like a woman, this poster would be better without the period. Still, five for the sentiment.



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 12:56pm, #189888


I heard "Muff." 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 12:54pm, #189887


I can't find the card for "accidentally" putting a friend's cat in the microwave. 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 12:50pm, #189886


Wow, I think that is as n**** as one can legally be in public.



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 12:45pm, #189885


And here's 5 number ten. You're out, buddy!



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 12:40pm, #189884


I think you're confusing reading with driving.



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 12:38pm, #189883


Brilliant! 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 12:23pm, #189882


d***...typos. You people know I can't type fast. lol I'm going to start drafting my comments on Note Pad.



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 12:20pm, #189881


anime. Not that I'm by any means defending this as an "awesome poster." I'm just defending the broader idea behind it, and the anime poster genre.



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 12:18pm, #189880


too seriously. He's not calling himself a "playa," or saying that anime girls are better than real life. I sure no one would object to a poster saying "INDIANA JONES: twelve-thousand times cooler than you will ever be." It's the same concept, just with



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 12:15pm, #189878


What does this have to with masturbation. It's a comparison between fictional characters and those who enjoy watching them. It's not "***y Anime tit tit." It is an homage to anime character, and at the same time demotivational to those who take the series



Bartimaeus - Aug 18, 2010 2:55am, #189850


Just trying to give some constructive criticism, man. Jeez. lol



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 11:56pm, #189836


Not a bad concept, but the execution could have been better. I think it's just the way the words lined up...doesn't look clean. I usually try to arrange the lines from longest to shortest in descending order. Word arrangement can really affect the feel.



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 11:47pm, #189833


Ah, yes Bleach...all the originality of Yu Yu Hakusho over again.



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 11:21pm, #189828


The mirror infinity?



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 9:16pm, #189815


Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 9:13pm, #189813


I'm schvitzing over here! 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 9:12pm, #189812


Much thought went into my last comment. I hope you appreciate it.



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 9:11pm, #189811


Haha! s**t!



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 8:49pm, #189808


TTH had a beautiful ceremony.



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 8:41pm, #189805


I can't be bothered with semantics. I'm figuring out curse words. PENlS. @ss. A$$. bo0bs.



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 8:22pm, #189801


say*



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 8:21pm, #189800


And you can totally sat TlTS.



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 8:18pm, #189799


And I figured out how to say b00bies.



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 8:16pm, #189798


So he pulled a Jerry Lee Lewis? Or did Lewis pull an Edgar Allen?



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 5:00pm, #189765


Does Edgar Allan Poe have to smack a b****!? jk But do like this poster. It's not just a look-waht-I-found, but adds a whole new dimension with the caption. It's simple, and yet implies so much.



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 4:36pm, #189764


I agree with B00BIES! ...I mean...with this poster...5.



Bartimaeus - Aug 17, 2010 4:28pm, #189763


Women share beds with their beans. Perhaps it's Marley's song from the perspective of woman who's...treating herself.



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 6:03pm, #189682


I said it for Anna Nicole and I'll say it for this guy; he is EARNING that money. 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 5:59pm, #189680


I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 1:51am, #189637


Good night...and you know there are no REAL girls on the internet.



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 1:40am, #189632


No, that was the other robot. My avatar did the kicking. lol



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 1:35am, #189626


As a matter of fact, why doesn't that shark just eat those guys?



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 1:34am, #189625


Does this yield any answers?



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 1:23am, #189621


I just don't understand why the other dogs spoke more clearly, and had no trouble with R's.



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 1:17am, #189616


Scooby-Dee and Scooby-Dumb, that was the bumpkins name. Here's a question. How come Scooby-Doo was the only one with a speech impediment?



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 1:11am, #189614


I agree with the whole Scrappy-Doo thing, but what really sucked were all those spin-offs and shorts with Scooby's cousins. like the bumpkin one..



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 1:07am, #189611


lol, 5, What if someone proposed via motifake?



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 1:01am, #189604


You don't like Scrappy-Doo? But he has PU-PU-PU-PUPPY-POWERRRR! lol jk 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 12:26am, #189600


Evil...5



Bartimaeus - Aug 16, 2010 12:05am, #189597


I'm glad you guys like it. To be honest, I thought it wasn't going to get approved...what with its controversial message and "lady gaga" tag. lol



Bartimaeus - Aug 15, 2010 9:59pm, #189589


Though that wink makes me uneasy...5



Bartimaeus - Aug 15, 2010 9:20pm, #189583


Norman Rockwell is spinning in his grave!



Bartimaeus - Aug 15, 2010 8:57pm, #189579


5...and then you clog the toilet.



Bartimaeus - Aug 15, 2010 8:56pm, #189577


Highlander references!



Bartimaeus - Aug 15, 2010 8:54pm, #189575


Gingers...5



Bartimaeus - Aug 15, 2010 6:17pm, #189567


Baahhh ziiinnnggg~



Bartimaeus - Aug 15, 2010 5:04pm, #189560


Everyone knows my stance on anime posters. I think, as a genre, they've gotten a bad rap. 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 15, 2010 5:00pm, #189559


We're one cucumber away from thirty-four.



Bartimaeus - Aug 15, 2010 4:59pm, #189558


Zeus is as hard as a rock! 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 14, 2010 10:41pm, #189530


Live fions!



Bartimaeus - Aug 14, 2010 10:26pm, #189529


Yeah, lol, I saw it and a caption hit me so I figured...since everyone else is using it...



Bartimaeus - Aug 13, 2010 12:43am, #189219


Just started checking it out. That Zaku-looking one that chick pilots looks awesome. Those little drones she fires off kind of remind me of the Rose Gundam from G.



Bartimaeus - Aug 12, 2010 11:47pm, #189201


How much is rental? Could one lease a ***b?



Bartimaeus - Aug 12, 2010 11:41pm, #189198


***bies are blessing bestowed upon all women...and some men.



Bartimaeus - Aug 12, 2010 11:34pm, #189189


Why would you only give one away?



Bartimaeus - Aug 12, 2010 11:17pm, #189177


The name Tartimaeus makes me sound like a wh***. And everyone knows that the Chinese taste of Soy sauce.



Bartimaeus - Aug 12, 2010 11:04pm, #189168


Last I checked my word was plural...and spelled with "t." T!



Bartimaeus - Aug 12, 2010 10:42pm, #189157


Aunt Bob seems to get around. He/she was in the kangaroo poster too. 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 12, 2010 10:38pm, #189155


What? The only other good rhymes I could think of were "bled" or "fed" and the sentences that went with those were gross.



Bartimaeus - Aug 12, 2010 10:36pm, #189153


O, Ice, come on! That's legitimately funny. 5/5



Bartimaeus - Aug 12, 2010 10:25pm, #189143


Chinese toys taste like lead,



Bartimaeus - Aug 12, 2010 10:17pm, #189136


Masterfully done, Rerun. You are far more subtle than your television namesake. 5/5